How to write Final year Exam without Reading - Some Helping Tools.

University days sweet but na Exam spoil am – every student can relate with this phrase especially the olodo ones like myself.

You have exams coming, but you haven’t been reading? Well here’s a guide to help you pass an exam without reading.

1. WRITE YOUR EXAM IN YOUR DREAM.

Atimes , we need to take things away from the physical realm and enter the dream realm. Arrange your pillows on your bed and get ready to create and write the exam of your dreams.

I can bet it with you that you won’t jam any wicked lecturer in your dream. Even if you write nonsense, you will still pass. Try it out and thank me later

2. DROP OUT MY DEAR
This is the most easy way to write and pass.
When you drop out, you’ve automatically passed the exam. Na person wey register exam fit fail am. A word is enough for the wise.

3. EATING WITH JAY-Z

Taking dinner with jay-Z is one of the route , he had all the solutions , so when you get to exam hall , ask him he will provide all answers to your question.

4.MAGIC PEN.


Since you didn’t read, they might try to fail you. Just use a magic pen to change the F on the board to an A. Anything is possible with a correction pen.

If you have not bought a “Special Pen” home from an Alfa or Pastor for your exam, hmmm...you never ready.

5. TELL YOUR LECTURERS YOU HAVE PASSED.
There is power in the tongue.
Just confess it , and you have pass already , then walk out in the exam hall.


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